Kids: Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener...

By Username - 13/02/2012 21:31 - India

Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML

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Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 16:01 - United States

Today, my mother scolded me for having a lighter in my room. My reason I had it? The candle that she bought me for my 25th birthday. I don't even live with her anymore, she showed up uninvited, and started going through my stuff. FML

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Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:09

Cinnamon and corpse! Aaah! The wonderful scent! My favorite! :)

datoismyname 22

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:08

Sounds lovely.

Comments

luckoirish14 6

Tuesday 14 February 2012 21:17

That's when you beat him until he cleans it up

Hannahp101 6

Tuesday 14 February 2012 21:56

Whoop his asssX)

sweetpea41800 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 22:51

He's your son just whoop that behind

FaGiggles 5

Tuesday 14 February 2012 23:43

How would you even know how that smells

writergirl23 19

Wednesday 15 February 2012 7:11

Well, get his ass back together, then.

animelover997 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 15:32

How do u kno wat freshly embalmed corpse smells like?

Cinderella_Man 10

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:22

Now you know why mothers in the animal kingdom eat their young!

SlickWillyTFCF 5

Thursday 16 February 2012 9:11

Beat the shit out of him a few times. He'll decide on his own how not to be a little douchbag.

StromyG2 10

Thursday 16 February 2012 20:40

Is it too late for an abortion?

Lex_lov3 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:41

you probably did something that caused him to do that! why dont parents get that we are different from them!! if we rebel then that means we have a reason to!! i'm on your sons side!!!