Miscellaneous: Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet...

By bbcgj - 04/07/2015 09:30 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

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You deserved it 2 850

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By "Anti_Sora" - 05/01/2019 00:00

Today, I turned in my final worth 20% of the grade. Today was also the day my internet decided to die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 199

You deserved it 291

By disconnected - 23/09/2014 20:19 - Brazil - Santa Maria

Today, we spent an entire day without being able to do work because our internet connection was down. Turns out, only the router had crashed and nobody bothered to reset it "to avoid doing further damage". FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 513

You deserved it 3 452

By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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You deserved it 6 315

Monopoly

By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 16:00

Today, I called complaints for my internet provider because, again, it's slowed to a crawl that would make dial-up laugh. They said that I live in a remote area, so maintenance is difficult. When I pointed out I only live ten minutes from the nearest city, they responded by saying they're my only option, so tough. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Jota - 23/10/2017 19:00

Today, I was doing a job interview on Skype when my roommate decided to reboot the wireless router because "the internet was too slow". The interviewer didn't bother calling again. FML

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You deserved it 374

By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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You deserved it 8 757

Oh no!

By fml - 19/02/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, the ethernet cable that I'd waited so long for arrived. I have been gaming on the stupidly unstable wifi for months and finally I thought my life would be saved. Then it turns out that the ethernet port isn't working. FML

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You deserved it 227

Terminally online

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 17:01

Today, a thunderstorm killed our internet and I realized there were lots of things I could do "in the real world", but… I’m too tired to do any of them. FML

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You deserved it 576

By tye61 - 16/01/2016 12:54 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 589

You deserved it 7 838

Saudi end of the internet, and it was awful…

By How can you f*** up that bad!? - 17/02/2017 15:51 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was unable to connect to the Internet. After calling support, I was informed that due to a cut cable, the whole country will have no service from that provider for some time. The. Whole. Country. FML

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You deserved it 481

ricxrdusrex 19

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:14

Quick enough to post this

maggiefox 25

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:14

Sounds like we have the same internet provider...

Comments

jimmysixx 12

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:37

first world problems...

ZombieVampirez 24

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:39

Gotta love Comcast

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:43

I feel this. Get a better provider? Or more data? idk.

marleeehpark 16

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:45

I use to live in Thailand, and there were days where you couldn't even load Google. I feel you on this one.

squinch 16

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:46

"Did you try turning it off and back on again?"

squinch 16

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:48

Damnit, I should have read the comments.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:08

Could have edited your comment...

MDoremis 38

Sunday 5 July 2015 19:55

Unless he didn't notice before the editing time was up.

PL0WW 20

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:48

First world problems...

shade34 19

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:49

I have always had this issue! Sometimes the Internet would be too slow to even load Google!

vinnerator 7

Sunday 5 July 2015 13:02

Stop downloading ****. It slows your computer down

Rippa1986 10

Sunday 5 July 2015 13:34

Welcome to Australia!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:09

OP is from Sweden

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 5 July 2015 18:31

Austrailians are very welcoming

Mons_fml 27

Sunday 5 July 2015 13:36

Gotta love the comcast monopoly!

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Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML

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Today, I logged into our family's shared Amazon account to buy some gift cards for Mother's Day. I nearly had a heart attack when I saw the cart already had 6 items in it. Turns out my forgetful stepbrother was debating on what gazebo to buy and forgot to take the items out of the cart. Why'd he put them in there though? FML

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Today, I went to a TV show filming, but I was sitting behind what must've been the tallest person in the world. I'll probably only get to see the show properly once it airs. FML

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Today, I had an awful dream where my uncle died from a massive heart attack. When I woke up, my brain interpreted the dream as being a real thing that really happened. It wasn't until my uncle called and asked me why everyone thought he was dead that I finally came to my senses. FML

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Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML

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Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her usual moaning, "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at this egg, it makes me want to throw up… It's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML

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You deserved it 4 014

Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML

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