Health: Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk...

By Ew?Really? - 04/08/2014 05:42 - United States - Montrose

Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML

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By juggalo2 - 17/04/2024 03:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I came out of the bathroom and caught my husband peeing against a tree in the backyard. I told him how disgusting that was. He said, "Fine. Back to peeing in the sink." FML

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By wife of a shithead - 06/07/2012 17:44 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

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By carrie - 09/05/2021 14:00

Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML

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By Wet - 21/06/2023 15:00

Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2015 05:10 - United States

Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Shantwozzlah - 26/03/2012 16:15 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

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woainishamu 21

Monday 4 August 2014 15:01

He is not the breast husband ever.

jackel_love 14

Monday 4 August 2014 15:02

Next time you should pee on him and say "Well, at least it wasn't breast milk".

Comments

BrutalnHonestbro 7

Saturday 16 August 2014 1:21

(Lady here) Its not *just* milk, that shit, UNLIKE PISS, ACTUALLY DOES HAVE BACTERIA SWIMMING AND SHIT. It can also transmit a whole array of nasty shit no one wants on them, its ******* disgusting. I'd rather be pissed on for a week straight without a shower than have someone squirt that "breast milk" shit on me (I;m not gonna use your cutesy dumb ass word "expressing", because its squirting, and its disgusting.) I would never ever wanna shower with you if you're gonna pull that shit while I'm in there. Piss may smell bad when dried or left floating about, but it sure doesn't smell any where NEAR as terrible as every breast feeding mother's house EVER. IE: Rotten as **** milk, every. Where. You. Go. In. The. House. And it smells worse than cows milk, because that shit isn't pasteurized or treated for all the flora of bacteria calling it their home.