Miscellaneous: Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/06/2014 05:02 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML

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By nocakeforyou! - 15/03/2011 13:11

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

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Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML

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Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2022 14:00

Today, thanks to my wife’s obsession with expensive foods like chutney, relishes, exotic spices, and preserved foreign vegetables and herbs, I'm literally staring into a fridge full of glass jars, with a door that barely stays closed, and yet has nothing inside suitable to eat for my dinner. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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By Singlewife - 23/03/2019 22:00

Today my husband got drunk and wrecked the house. And when I say wrecked the house, I mean ripping everything off book shelves, Tearing the ceiling fan out of the wall, Opening the fridge and shoveling everything out. Glass everywhere. etc. and this isn’t the first time. I clean up every time. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 04:00

Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML

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By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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jacobbeuerlein 7

Thursday 12 June 2014 16:29

Why would he put chips in the fridge?

sexyboi1985 27

Thursday 12 June 2014 16:27

That's all u ever need ! Good on him.

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badlive 4

Thursday 12 June 2014 18:01

what's so bad about it?

Goblin182 26

Thursday 12 June 2014 18:02

Don't blame him for stocking up on beer. That's the only way I could watch World Cup footsoccerball, blind drunk.

underthesea12 24

Thursday 12 June 2014 18:16

soccer is boring!

upallnight11 19

Friday 13 June 2014 1:32

It's still better than football

howlingwolf89 16

Thursday 12 June 2014 18:23

That's pretty much what I did but I didn't put any chips in the fridge though. lol

LindsayMorgan 3

Thursday 12 June 2014 18:31

You put chips in the fridge?

2i1337i2iscore 13

Friday 13 June 2014 15:54

Yea, I'm surprised it took 75 comments for someone to point out the real FML lol

Scotticus117 11

Thursday 12 June 2014 18:41

Chips in the fridge?

himwiththeface 17

Thursday 12 June 2014 18:43

why would you refrigerate chips

mosquito19 14

Thursday 12 June 2014 18:46

did you tell him the game is fixed?

Omniprism 14

Thursday 12 June 2014 18:59

Time to get a cheap fridge for the garage.

Reasonable_one 12

Thursday 12 June 2014 19:02

I'm sorry OP. The chips are a tragic waste of fridge space that would be much better utilized for more beer. I hope you don't run out of cold beer at your party.

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