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By Nadine - 05/04/2021 02:45
Today, my husband is filing for divorce because he began dating a woman from work. I asked him what she has that I don’t. He told me she’s “petite” and wants to try the sex swing he bought with her because unfortunately “my fatass” couldn’t stay on. He was completely serious. FML