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By anonymous - 23/02/2016 02:56 - United States - Manchester
Today, my husband and I went to the grocery store with our three year old son. He kept telling us he wanted a sucker; unfortunately, it sounded like "fuck her". One lady even told us our son shouldn't know about our sex life at his age. FML