Miscellaneous: Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight,...

By -_- - 13/05/2015 16:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

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By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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By Brie - 05/09/2011 13:00 - United States

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

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Eye bleach

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, my grandparents are in town for the weekend and are staying in our guest bedroom. This morning I went upstairs to get a drink of water, only to see my 75 year-old grandfather standing stark naked with the fridge door open. He then asked me if we had any coffee creamer. FML

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Not funny

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 18:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

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By dummy - 22/05/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my grandpa took out the family for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turn around without thinking and give him a big hug and say thanks for dinner Grandpa. It wasn't my grandpa. FML

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By Unappreciated Grandchild - 06/11/2012 07:59 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I looked over to see my grandfather looking thoughtfully at me. Feeling flattered because he rarely shows affection, I waved at him. He then said, "I was looking out the window" and continued to stare past my head out of the window. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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cdgrayson 21

Wednesday 13 May 2015 23:33

Your grandpa has a better sex life than most of us on this site...

brvnnx 18

Wednesday 13 May 2015 23:38

Grandpa didn't choose the Thug life, the thug life chose grandpa.

Comments

Redgy22 26

Thursday 14 May 2015 1:01

none of us needed that mental image, OP!! lol

Selene1090 26

Thursday 14 May 2015 1:14

At least they are still being intimate? Even if you didn't need to know that..

thorpe90 8

Thursday 14 May 2015 1:17

There should be a like button

Cinderella88 8

Thursday 14 May 2015 1:26

That's how you know your family is close and that you may be getting another aunt or uncle

Calingaladha 21

Thursday 14 May 2015 19:09

I'd assume grandma is post-menopausal...

Isa_fml 20

Thursday 14 May 2015 1:33

*high fives both your grandparents*

Cads1 24

Thursday 14 May 2015 7:08

Are you trying to tag in?

kaylerg_03 10

Thursday 14 May 2015 1:46

oh... how nice...

bettyc4 26

Thursday 14 May 2015 2:40

Dirty old man for the win!

yaboi19 10

Thursday 14 May 2015 2:55

Hahahahahahahahaha that's Effin hilarious

Anonypus 20

Thursday 14 May 2015 3:17

I would've died. Luckily, my grandparents aren't as open about their sex life.

Attacksloth 33

Thursday 14 May 2015 3:20

Here's a question: what makes an old man dirty for just having the exact same carnal urges us whippersnappers have?

iwadasn 32

Thursday 14 May 2015 3:31

Having carnal urges doesn't make him a dirty old man; telling details of his sex life to his grandchild does.

Attacksloth 33

Thursday 14 May 2015 19:34

Grossness is guaranteed because it forces OP to visualize their grandparents doing the old in-out-in-out... I only commented on this because the 'dirty old man' trope is common. Even if an old man watches **** (something we've probably all done at some point), they get labelled 'dirty old man' just based on age and wrinkliness.