Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I...

By Paws_Cat - 20/05/2015 18:35 - United States - North Dartmouth

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

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Paws_Cat 29

Friday 22 May 2015 4:46

I like how everyone assumes that I was playing Grand Theft Auto. I wasn't. Also, this got published fast! I was expecting it to be a day or something!

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Meepson 9

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:09

Give her the controller and I'll give her 5 minutes before she starts gunning it down the sidewalks...

EJ_Red 9

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:13

"Darn kids and their video games and their hippity-hop!" Just try explaining it to her, I'm sure she'll understand to some degree

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jodiitiger 13

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:22

My favourite part of GTA was following the speed limits... I always thought that was normal

ItsDutch 16

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:31

But if you ain't first, you're last!

birdybirdchirp 18

Thursday 21 May 2015 4:40

#19, you need to add a little shake & bake to that.

MrConcise 34

Thursday 21 May 2015 9:13

Yeah, it's actually really fun since all the NPCs drive unpredictability and like total asshats.

nataliewby 25

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:22

If it was GTA you should've showed her the shooting function as well!

hippodankamus 22

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:26

Your grandmother has no Need for Speed.

RickySleeves 20

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:31

"Grandmas are for pernownin noobs!" -Julian Smith's grandma

kred 21

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:38

Fake

shinigami88 11

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:51

YDI think of all the virtual family's you endangered

hippodankamus 22

Thursday 21 May 2015 4:43

*families

DeathGun 9

Friday 22 May 2015 23:33

It was Forza Horizon

91hayek 31

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:51

Backseat drivers are the worst, video game or not, grandmother or not.

thejonac 21

Thursday 21 May 2015 1:05

plot twist: grandma plays GTA in secret every night and knows all the hacks

Arcanel 18

Thursday 21 May 2015 1:13

lmao my grandma is the opposite she loves watching the games or violent shows with me she bugs out ! Gotta love em tho they are adorable

IniestaRox 21

Thursday 21 May 2015 1:23

Not a big deal

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