Today, my grandmother disowned me. Why? Because I didn't respond... - FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2017 22:42

Today, my grandmother disowned me. Why? Because I didn't respond to her text message when my phone was broken. She knew this. FML

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GhostFox 33

Monday 23 October 2017 21:56

Look on the bright side: you're free from her emotionally abusive behavior. Especially if she's done shit like this before.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 23 October 2017 21:56

Look on the bright side: you're free from her emotionally abusive behavior. Especially if she's done shit like this before.

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