Love: Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status... - FML

By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Reset my life

By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

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Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:04

That wasn't an accident bro, maybe you should take the hint!

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:15

I think they know something you don't, OP. Also, what is with so many relationship issues being to do with facebook status? Why do people care so much and why can't people talk to their partners about it maturely?

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airborn54 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:16

not hardly a FMl, grow a pair and deal with it, or just **** her best friend!

aussie827 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:18

woo australia

oscaroscar 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:18

my comments got deleted :( even the one that didn't say first.

airborn54 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:19

not hardly a FMl, grow a pair and deal with it, or just **** her best friend!

ijrnelson 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:20

your mom liking it is a very nice thing. the rest of the likes are just a show of support to her for the unexpected break up. by the way, it's virtually impossible to accidently set your status to single. if you believe that then FYL indeed

oscaroscar 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:21

goodnight everybody :P

Kaycieeee 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:30

this fml sucks

Ninjarawwr 6

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:37

omg! thay's hilarious but totally harsh

youthink_fml 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:44

You can accidently change the status to single, but you can't accidently change it to single and accidently save it. It was no accident.

cbr600_fml 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:54

haha that means all ur friends want to bang her

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