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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Reset my life

By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:04

That wasn't an accident bro, maybe you should take the hint!

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 24 June 2010 16:15

I think they know something you don't, OP. Also, what is with so many relationship issues being to do with facebook status? Why do people care so much and why can't people talk to their partners about it maturely?

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Dydy_fml 0

Friday 25 June 2010 0:51

you know, that means YOU DONT DESERVE HER! or.. that SHE DONT DESERVE YOU !!! if 20 of your friends likes it, it means they realized something that u 2 have not.

pl885772 0

Friday 25 June 2010 0:55

that sucks. including the fact that ur mom has facebook and u're friends with her

Pyrokid 0

Friday 25 June 2010 2:40

I've read this before... guilty!

my2centsworth 15

Friday 25 June 2010 3:02

perhaps all those people liked that she was "single" because they would no longer be burdened with her presence when they were blessed with yours?

itak365 4

Friday 25 June 2010 3:03

Today, I accidentally my relationship.

Heyyy31 0

Friday 25 June 2010 3:14

Hahahhahahahaha. That's when you know your a bad boyfriend.

djbrooke12345 0

Friday 25 June 2010 3:18

sorry OP but they most likely liked it because, HMMM... Maybe they DONT LIKE HER!

Harmony16 0

Friday 25 June 2010 3:32

soooo tru

fennetre 0

Friday 25 June 2010 3:36

I'm sure that sucked but that's pretty funny. Either a bunch of kidders or they're trying to tell you something.

alyssa_nichole 2

Friday 25 June 2010 3:40

lmao. that's too funny!!!

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