Miscellaneous: Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the...

By Noname - 13/03/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:14 - United States

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

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By jpaylay - 10/05/2023 00:00

Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML

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By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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By Kayla - 06/03/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2012 17:21 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML

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By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

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By suicide - 04/02/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was OK. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML

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Friday 13 March 2009 12:07

Wtf is boba? Even without knowing what it is, it sounds pretty hilarious though.

quesidias 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 7:31

in canada we call it Bubble Tea, a world of magical yummy goodness

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jkd_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 1:47

LOL at "boba".... It's actually just called tapioca.... I'd laugh hard if someone called it boba infront of me...

michaeltgrace 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:07

Heh...Boba! I miss that stuff...my ex used to love that! Such a sweet girl.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:07

LOL hahaha I love that, we call it bubble tea here and we call the little things bubbles xD cute fml :D

screamingwayout 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:20

haha i think the bubbles kinda taste like slime. they feel weird in my mouth!

soozin 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:39

boba ftw!!!!! tell me it was a Quickly's cup! :O!

harrowin 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 9:10

HAHAHAHAHAHA made my DAY!!!

Kamicase 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 9:17

That's less FML than actually funny! *laughs*

ArtChick 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 2:38

I love bubble tea! I actually had a passionfruit smoothie with boba yesterday. It was delicious :D.

xroflmaoxd 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 7:13

If you're coughing you're not choking, moron.

Jack_Of_Spades 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:20

That's friggin' hilarious! Sorry about your misfortune but i mean damn. That belongs on a commercial or something

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