Miscellaneous: Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 20:36 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 02:10

Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

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By Fuperman - 02/06/2013 23:14 - France - Illange

Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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By Misterhippo - 02/09/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

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By Loser - 08/06/2018 01:30

Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML

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By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 15:30 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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gracehi 31

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:24

I can't believe you FELL for that one! *Ba dum tssss*

Mr_Relatable 16

Saturday 5 December 2015 8:25

Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!

Comments

Grayness_ 26

Saturday 5 December 2015 19:36

Lmfao oh my gewd. I just pictured myself. And wow. I think after a good 10min. I would've laughed really hard.

ScoocyDoong 11

Saturday 5 December 2015 19:45

So this is pretty much like most of the pranks on YouTube...ish. "IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!"

Nygma 14

Saturday 5 December 2015 19:45

Well it was, lol.

annonshame 6

Saturday 5 December 2015 19:57

That prank IS hilarious

darthhera 11

Saturday 5 December 2015 19:58

Once you got to the ground safely, I would have beaten the ever loving shit out of him. What a piece of shit "friend".

tkeeton46 17

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:06

That's great, I'm doing that!

OrganicSistah 17

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:09

I hope some of that piss ended up on him. That's pretty ****** up!!

OrganicSistah 17

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:11

I hope you pissdd on him. That is pretty ****** up!

techiejames 8

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:18

Suicide is not s joke. He isn't hilarious.

Karinrinkashi 9

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:39

I am a skydiver, and i can tell you that first tandem is easier than second. 90% people never do second or back out. Because now you know what you got yoursef into! ;D Blue Skies!