By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
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NotDarkKnight 27

Many people would find this statement concerning. Might want to reconsider this friendship. And keep her far away from your boyfriend.

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UhHuhHoney 20

If anyone ever told me that I'd put them in their place, no questions asked. To the point where I'd be locked up and wasn't able to post a FML about it

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Algorithm 24

You probably think this sounds very badass, but it's really just kind of a weird antisocial overreaction.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

30--some people like crazy

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ThatDamHuntress 20

Cut her off from your life and if he actually is the father Then they can be cut off together.

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TomatoGuts 10

He can't be the father if she isn't even pregnant /yet/.

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ThatDamHuntress 20

Sorry I read that wrong. Just cut her off from your life OP you don't need her.

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mikimouse_fml 10

Maybe she's saying this now because she is already sleeping with the boyfriend. Maybe she's already pregnant ... Either way ... Not a nice friend !!

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

she could be pregnant already w his baby...

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gurbism 16

Sounds like her dream is to one day be on Maury.

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addisonrose12 16

Or jerry springer... If he wasn't busy hosting baggage lol

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

good god 36 lol

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gracehi 31

She at least offered you a handsome sum for your boyfriend's Syd stud services, yes?

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silvercharmer25 7

Was your bf the father... or has she gotten brain damage from her bad choices in life

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TallMist 32

Um... Read the FML. She's not pregnant yet at the time of this FML.

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duhdarling 11

Well, time for a new friend.

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