Love: Today, my friend thought a good way for me to talk to my crush...

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By tinudaindian - 19/02/2016 02:01 - United States - Kendall Park

Today, my friend thought a good way for me to talk to my crush was through Snapchat, so she stole her phone and added me. When I added her back, I decided to start a conversation with "How'd you get my SC?" She apologized and removed me. FML

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