Miscellaneous: Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then... - FML

By Ashley - 02/12/2012 10:16 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 376

You deserved it 3 016

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 611

You deserved it 5 332

By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 690

You deserved it 2 958

By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 865

You deserved it 10 075

By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 259

You deserved it 34 891

By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 155

You deserved it 5 726

Here comes the flood

By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 12:00

Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 598

You deserved it 534

So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 754

You deserved it 296

Priorities

By phones - 16/01/2015 17:09 - United States

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 882

You deserved it 9 231

Free healthcare for all

By Vickie - 18/06/2021 16:00

Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML

I agree, your life sucks 954

You deserved it 111

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 925

You deserved it 3 865

Next

Top comments

christa953 12

Sunday 2 December 2012 17:17

why wouldn't you stop your friend?

Doribella98 14

Sunday 2 December 2012 17:19

Does your friend know what electronics are? Cause that's a very stupid thing to do. Surround it in rice I heard to do that with phones when they get wet. Otherwise, make her pay for a new one.

Comments

linjizzy 6

Monday 3 December 2012 0:47

You sure there wasn't some vodka mixed in with that orange juice?

StanSmith2013 26

Monday 3 December 2012 1:24

Sounds like your friend has betrayed mankind, to the electric chair!

jamethy 9

Monday 3 December 2012 1:38

Typical America

EmoSquirrel 7

Monday 3 December 2012 1:46

Oh? Be careful not to let her put a scratch on it... She'll use sandpaper to fix it. Gotta love idiots, life would be boring without them.

equin0xx 6

Monday 3 December 2012 4:24

Don't let her crack the screen either, she might try to superglue it!

SophieTheSnail 4

Monday 3 December 2012 1:53

How the heck did OP deserve this??

rebeccac3 5

Monday 3 December 2012 1:55

Sounds like that wasn't an accident all

Cocoapelli 23

Monday 3 December 2012 19:45

I agree! This seems intentional!

cchan034 23

Monday 3 December 2012 1:57

Downy?

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Monday 3 December 2012 2:40

It's sad people like her are able to reproduce.

AndTheHammers 8

Monday 3 December 2012 3:10

Lesson learned: Don't give your electronic devices to friends with beverages... Or stupid friends.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 3 December 2012 3:30

Soak in rice for a day!

chippa 24

Monday 3 December 2012 4:43

Yes, OP! I put my phone through a full cycle of the wash one time. I turned it off immediately (I think I took the battery out) and put it all in a bowl of rice for a week without touching it. It was fine!

4
5
6
7
8
9

Keywords

Awkward Love Embarrassing Public freakouts Family Weddings AITA Bodyshaming Cops Cars Transportation Sexism Kids Relatable Work Health Growing old Mental health Animals Cats Periods Job interview Education Social Media Stalker Instagram Phobias Spiders Ironic Bikes

The Top

Today, the guy I’ve been trying to get over for the last month finally messaged me like I’ve been hoping for, only to cry that his new girlfriend cheated on him and to ask if I think he should forgive her, because he, "appreciates my honesty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 592

You deserved it 215

Today, the girl of my dreams told me she only wants me for sex and not a relationship. Apparently, she thinks that because I left my ex to be with her, that I’ll do the same thing to her. It’s not like I cheated to be with her. I left my ex when I realized I caught feelings for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 600

You deserved it 998

The Top

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

I agree, your life sucks 871

You deserved it 180

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 372

You deserved it 7 409

Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 422

You deserved it 3 346

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 504

You deserved it 13 119

Today, my Trump-supporting father and DeSantis-supporting uncle got in a huge political argument. They eventually made up, and spent the evening mercilessly mocking their Bernie-loving relative, AKA me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 717

You deserved it 533

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 183

You deserved it 7 674