Miscellaneous: Today, my friend decided she didn't want to be my friend anymore.... - FML

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By ShleeG - 26/03/2016 15:34 - Canada - London

Today, my friend decided she didn't want to be my friend anymore. How did I find out? She deleted me off of Facebook and blocked me when I tried to add her again. (I thought I accidentally deleted her myself.) Her reason for throwing away our friendship? Because I didn't smoke weed at her birthday

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