Miscellaneous: Today, my father stumbled upon the quickest way to get me out... - FML

By cactusfears - 02/04/2016 19:48 - United States - Olathe

Today, my father stumbled upon the quickest way to get me out of bed in the morning: ripping out my nose stud. FML

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cactusfears 2

Sunday 3 April 2016 18:50

Hey idk how to work this but OP here. I should probably clarify, it was an accident - my dad was joking around rubbing one of my stuffed toys on my face to annoy me out of bed when the stud got caught on some of the stitching and got yanked out. Thankfully part of it was still in the piercing - it was just hanging there by the short part of the L-hook - so I didn't lose it, and my mom managed to get it back in, and it didn't hurt too bad. Just thought it was kinda funny :)

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Dick_diamond 22

Sunday 3 April 2016 16:21

Just reading that hurt..

ligerzero459 24

Sunday 3 April 2016 22:00

Nice taste in stuffed animals

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worldclassrager 39

Monday 4 April 2016 0:07

Could have been a lot worse right?

whymereallywhy 8

Monday 4 April 2016 0:33

thank sucks I accidentally ripped my own out in the shower it really does hurt

TheRagingYoraz 5

Monday 4 April 2016 5:47

As a person with a nose stud and a septum piercing.... This made me hurt and understand the pain. It makes me want to cry. I feel you..

J352SAURUS 30

Monday 4 April 2016 10:20

How can you wear your nose stud to sleep? I've done that a couple of times accidentally and they've always fallen out and gotten lost. I feel your pain though, OP. I'm glad he didn't do it on purpose. I've accidentally worn my stud in the shower and when I went to dry my face afterwards I brutally ripped it out with the towel. Fun times.

BrandiLush 31

Tuesday 5 April 2016 6:56

I've had my nose pierced for at least 13 years and sleep in mine. I have the ones that are like a screw because the L shaped ones always fell out. it might fall out once a year since I've switched. Once you rip it out a few times doing specific things, like washing your face, you eventually learn a safer way to do it. I've had mine in so long that I forget it's there.

FML_dude_117 8

Tuesday 5 April 2016 1:35

honestly hes doing yoy a favor, nose studs are a red flag

ashyash90 8

Tuesday 5 April 2016 20:44

that's assault. report him!!!

ChickenNug 17

Wednesday 6 April 2016 10:23

It was an accident

gotta_respond 10

Tuesday 5 April 2016 23:08

That's pretty hilarious actually.... since you weren't really injured :)

missreader 14

Wednesday 6 April 2016 11:07

ouch that must have hurt

Nyomi12 3

Friday 6 May 2016 18:08

I have a nose piercing and my dad doesn't like it, so now I'm scared.

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