By HaHa Not Funny - 02/08/2011 04:13 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 435
You deserved it 9 175

Same thing different taste

Top comments

It sounds like he just made up a lie because you two are no longer together, i mean if he ever cared about you why would he do such a thing when you were dating.

It's not that she had contact with meat, its the fact that her ex put in the extra effort just to be an asshole

Comments

perdix 29

Tell him that now you are regularly eating meat that is far bigger and better than his, but you're still a vegetarian ;)

Egnar 19

Unless he regurgitated in your mouth every time you guys made out I hardly see the problem? Grow up, you obviously had no problem with it when you were making out [as you didn't question the taste in his mouth] and you weren't the one eating the animals [or gaining the calories]. If you had a problem with meat-eaters as a whole you probably shouldn't have dated one. What he did was just as retarded and was obviously malicious [or more likely he's lying to spite you] but you are also being pretty childish

Hey, you never know!! People are into some pretty strange stuff...

ToyotaObsession 1

Why does it matter? Every vegetarian dating a normal person will encounter this. Unless you just date other vegetarians. You must have enjoyed the taste of meat. You kept making out with him.

Egnar 19

It doesn't matter at all - I've dated vegetarians before and "made-out" right after dinner's out where I ordered something with meat in it. If 2 people with different eating beliefs date each other they need to come to terms with it and accept the fact that a person you've known for X amount of days/weeks/months isn't going to change the way you eat unless you want to change the way you eat.

OP's ex is an asshole. But remember, Not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct.

Well, that just shows why he's an EX-boyfriend. What a jackass. Cut him out of your life completely and you'll feel better.

This is where you tell him his meat is the most disgusting of them all