Animals: Today, my dog drank out of the toilet bowl. How did I find this... - FML

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By Lime23 - 03/02/2016 03:56 - United States

Today, my dog drank out of the toilet bowl. How did I find this out? My mom told me while my dog was licking my face. FML

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