Health: Today, my doctor asked for photographic proof of my allergies,...

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:48 - Canada - Montague

Today, my doctor asked for photographic proof of my allergies, insisting it was a flush from exercise. Yes, a flush is apparently equal to big red hives that itch so much I want to tear my skin off. FML

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