By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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perdix 29

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

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Sparks808 10

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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fsamslife92 8

Tell your daughter she's wrong. I'm The Chosen One.

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dansco 24

She is the Chosen One! She will be Chosen to attend a mental hospital in the near future... Could be worse, she could've said she was the devil or she shot someone lol

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missragdoll 0

That's some Ann Lee shit. She should make a Shaker Village.

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Palirose 22

165...I'm Muslim too. And I wish you were related to me. You have more life in you than most of my family. I don't want to seem like a lesbian or anything. But id totally marry you. xD

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Uluyara 6

Pff, that's nothing, I'm Dovahkiin!

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thesaracarrow 2

so what? she has an imagination, chill.

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RogueWarrior869 23

Because somebody has to, did she claim to be the Dragonborn?

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