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By May - 11/03/2016 11:08
Today,my dad gifted me a puppy on my birthday.I was really happy and decided to take it for a walk. As soon as it stepped out,it got in a fight with the neighbour's dog,spilled a trashcan and bit a kid. The same day,it tore my new carpet and broke an expensive flower vase. Happy birthday. FML.