By reckless - 17/07/2010 19:34 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 544
You deserved it 61 173

Same thing different taste

Top comments

you color coordinating the STD's too? crabs can be red, syphilis green, and the clap can be yellow cause when i think of clapping i think happy.

is this list like a pokedex? gotta bang em all. xD

Comments

sallen0046 4

When your sex life gets so complicated that you need a color coded chart to remember who you've done, you need to back up off your ***** a little bit. Your life is indeed ******, but because you're a ****, not because your dad found out that you're a ****.

JaneINlove 0

labeled: good/bad kisser tongue good breath xD

BoneThugBaby 0

lemme take some notes from this hoe.... lol um deeyum iwudda punched the shit of my child if she eva did that lemme tell ya.... anyways ihope she qets chlamidya how eva u spell it lol nd one my frends gt that mess ughhh

Wow! There are a lot of judgemental people on here. Is it really anyone's business how many people OP has slept with? Granted, she has told the internet, but that's still no right to judge her for it I wonder if all these people would have the same problem with this if the OP was a guy? I'm thinking perhaps not Also, to agree with #140, it doesn't matter how many people you sleep with, it's no indication of whether or not you're going to get an STD. You could have sex with just one person in your life, but if they had an STD then you do too. Similarly, you could sleep with hundreds of people and remain STD free. Stop jumping to conclusions Personally, I'm leaning more towards a YDI because of the fact she has a colour-coded list and I can't really see the point in that. I'd also think that if the list consisted of two people

Malfegora 0

*cough* ***** *cough* wow, that is pathetic. what a loser you are, op. have you ever heard of self-respect? well, if you think you can't do better...but that really shows you are insecure. like, you have to sleep with SO many people to think you are somebody...how sad.

@157 The OP never said she doesn't respect herself or that she's insecure, just that she's had a lot of sex. How is that a bad thing, if that's what she wanted?

thesausageparty 0

****** unite!! I'm with yea OP!! everyone else is just jealous x)

... I hope you put this much effort into other areas of your life, OP. Because if it's only sex that you care about this much, you have bigger problems than being a massive ****.

25 should have money thrown at him for that comment

rofl , you should if hidden in more. but a good idea.