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By LAS11 - 21/04/2016 16:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cousin was pegging me on his bike. We were going down a steep hill and he said his brakes didn't work, so I jumped off and slid down the cement hill, cutting my leg pretty badly. A few seconds later, I saw him stop perfectly fine without any problems at all. Thanks. FML

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