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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

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By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By nomorecookies - 06/08/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

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By Animal_aide - 07/01/2010 18:42 - Canada

Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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By Perplexed - 19/01/2013 13:14 - United States - Sioux Falls

Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

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tacobird123 7

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:12

HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD

docscientist 9

Sunday 17 October 2010 1:13

Was the perp big, furry, and blue?

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ksm80128 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:17

dayummmm that sucks

beastmcbeastly 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:19

why did u tell the insurance company?

gadgitch 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 6:14

Maybe because the window and car door was broken.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:22

Because she wanted the insurance company to cover the repair cost. She just didn't count on them raising her rates.

gothicvamp98 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:23

haha xD go cookie monster!

GoingLesbian 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:29

LOL omg best one yet

robertdr 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 3:02

why?

DocBastard 38

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:34

36 to get modded (and this comment deleted) in 3...2...1...

MrSassypants 32

Sunday 17 October 2010 4:30

those must be some long 321's because I don't see any comment getting deleted

missrawrzy 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 5:39

^win

iMandyx3 5

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:38

All my eyes saw were the words chocolate chip cookie o.o

1trinity1 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:43

omg u got robbed for a cookie. lol. i bet whoever did this read it and started laughing

watern_fml 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:44

you shoulder only pay for repair and don't declare

thejacl 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:59

Wait...you mean YOU had to pay for the repairs and you insurance preniums went up??? You need to change insurance companies!

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Today, I went to pick up my goddaughter while her mother went to work. She was being fussy, and I was surprised when she was quiet in the car; I just figured she'd fallen asleep. I got to my house and realized I'd never put her in my car, she was still sitting in my friend's driveway. FML

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Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

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