Love: Today, my brother told me that he needed to borrow a hammer,... - FML

By caisse à outs - 23/09/2015 01:06 - France - Saint Quentin

Today, my brother told me that he needed to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Not at all, he was just going to crack open the coconut he'd just bought at the supermarket. FML

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electrodude 15

Wednesday 23 September 2015 10:40

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

zapte 7

Wednesday 23 September 2015 10:46

And what is the issue? I do very similar things to coconuts I buy.

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SinisterSnake 7

Sunday 14 August 2016 13:15

You need to tell him to get his priorities straight and be a man. An axe is clearly the best way to open a coconut.

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