Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't... - FML

By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By scratchy - 08/12/2010 14:56 - Israel

Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML

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By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML

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By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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atthegates 0

Friday 13 May 2011 11:40

disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory

techweed 12

Friday 13 May 2011 9:00

he's implying that you're ugly

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tstevenson 0

Friday 13 May 2011 22:05

well he's gay

MyF_ckingLuck 0

Friday 13 May 2011 22:14

maybe he didn't want to see you in there

MrVictor_fml 0

Friday 13 May 2011 22:26

oh come on it's just a shower. we got a couple of virgins here who thinks it's all about screwing in there. grow up yo.

fertilegod 3

Friday 13 May 2011 22:47

time to start dating a man. not some bitch concerned about his hair do

djmacncheeze 6

Friday 13 May 2011 22:49

SHOWER CAPS ARE SEXY

jjnotantibi 2

Friday 13 May 2011 23:26

Lol 57

josejg 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:22

u should start thinking about his sexuality cuz that's not right

ckjacques53198 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:53

what a fag

Bblock 5

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:13

lax bro

hoghunter 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:21

that's when its time to start wondering if you are dating someone who goes for guys and get a new boy friend. I'll take his spot in the shower scene. ha

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