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By 34_22_34 - 28/07/2010 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - 01/11/2014 14:06 - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By arthise - 09/10/2013 07:03 - United States - Evansville

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

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By oregongrl1991 - 29/01/2010 03:32 - France

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 05:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML

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Thursday 29 July 2010 1:21

I hope you didn't loan him the 40 dollars! What a creep (and an idiot for telling you about the ring being at a pawn shop, lol).

twinkiee_fml 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 1:18

wow, so not cool

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bacondude 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 2:33

$40!!? what's it made out of!? aluminum?!? hahaha

logical_guy 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 2:43

I hope you're not too naive to see the warning signs already...

cloakedn007 1

Thursday 29 July 2010 2:43

winner winner chicken dinner!

Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 2:47

so he ain't got alot of money get over it make. him a sammich

kariabernathy 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 2:58

who wants a reminder of their husbands ex on their finger?

apefaceddog 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:07

Wow materialistic much?

chacon206 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:07

he's a keeper

the_flirtt 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:21

lol ya

Gottaa_luv_Thiss 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:38

get rid of em!!

c8750 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:41

54 that's a great idea. love it. sorry ur bf's a douche op

11wanda11 6

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:51

classy

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