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By FrenchToastKick - 19/01/2016 03:29 - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me after accusing me of masturbating in the bathroom this morning instead of spending time with him before work. What I was really doing was taking a pregnancy test. I go Friday to make sure it wasn't a false positive....