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By narnabear - 06/07/2016 13:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend decided to inform me that two people I can't exactly stand are staying at our place for 2 days, I'm coming up to 37 weeks pregnant and have to find the energy to entertain our guests while he's at work fml.

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RosaMaravillosa 10

Thursday 7 July 2016 5:23

No you don't have to, show them around the house and go to bed.

sturschaedel 27

Thursday 7 July 2016 13:00

Also, book them some tourist tours that will keep them out of the house for whole days. Make sure they are paid out of your hubbies account.

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RosaMaravillosa 10

Thursday 7 July 2016 5:23

No you don't have to, show them around the house and go to bed.

sturschaedel 27

Thursday 7 July 2016 13:00

Also, book them some tourist tours that will keep them out of the house for whole days. Make sure they are paid out of your hubbies account.

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