By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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mk58 31

You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.

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crownlogic 25

Reading about FMLs that sound too familiar to my life are draining...FYL OP.

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divadro102 16

Cross your arms, look at her, and tell her, "Hope you like herpes". Then while she's in shock with her jaw open, and the bf is trying to reassure her you're clean, tell her "Not me, him." Bam. Satisfaction. Walk away.

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chosha_fml 26

#13 Not just rude. It was also mean. OP, you are well shot of him. It's the new gf who is now dating the kind of asshole who would do that to someone.

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TheChosenOne96 1

Jerk!!! Ugh I'm sorry

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Salkadi 9

Breaking up isn't an easy thing to do. He needed some emotional support

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megan61295 1

That's shady shit...

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xengrrl 0

That exact same thing happened to me once. But it was at church camp. And I was twelve. >.>

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DrewsFML 8

And he was holding hands with the priest.

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