Love: Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling....

By inlovewithstupid - 04/09/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

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By alissa_roar - 18/04/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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Richard16 0

Monday 5 September 2011 0:10

Get your self a male stripper... :)

my_usagi 0

Monday 5 September 2011 2:41

Going to strip clubs and getting hard to girls taking off their clothes and dancing on your lap is cheating. It's different than ****. So, if you don't mind your bf watching girls strip at a club, what's the difference between that and him going over to his friend "sarahs" apartment so she can strip for him and give him a dance? What it's not like he's sleeping with her, right? If he thinks she's psycho for that. Then she can go dance naked and cocktease men, and if he doesn't like it, then he's "psycho".

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TheyCallmeStacey 9

Monday 5 September 2011 7:25

Go with him he will either see how awesome you are and love it or he will be weirded out and not wanna go anymore.either way you win

trese666 0

Monday 5 September 2011 7:30

strip clubs shouldn't matter if there's trust. he should let you go! and if you don't want to then YDI!

1337chick 4

Monday 5 September 2011 7:41

Trust? I wonder how OP's bf would react if OP went out to get some **** waved in her face.

trese666 0

Monday 5 September 2011 7:32

strip clubs shouldn't matter if there's trust. he should let you go! and if you don't want to then YDI!

macboy15 0

Monday 5 September 2011 7:38

Dump the bastard. Find yourself a guy who appreciates and respects you

alone_unafraid 0

Monday 5 September 2011 7:48

Are you kidding? seriously? wow, I guess somebody has control issues...lol. Lighten up Stalin, try going with him. My fiance and I go all the time and seeing her have so much fun makes it a blast.

robotofu 0

Monday 5 September 2011 7:51

what's wrong with him going to a strip club with his friends? it's not like he's getting a hooker. he's still coming home to you. don't be that girl.

valerie11_23 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:03

My fiancé does the same shit!!! I feel for you girl

mattdm91 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:24

Have sex with him more.

lulzmylife 4

Monday 5 September 2011 8:36

Ugh, what an ass. If you have even an iota of respect for yourself, dump him. A man in a committed relationship who goes to a strip club is basically waving in his wife/girlfriend's face that he doesn't care about her or her feelings, and that she isn't good enough for him. You deserve a man who actually wants and appreciates *you,* not some random half-naked girl at a strip club.

spencerxo 0

Monday 5 September 2011 12:25

Wrong!! My man loves me more than life. And we go to the strip club. It's fun to spice it up and change the scenery every now and then. Those girls are nice and fun to talk to. But he still thinks I'm the hottest girl alive. So I would say he *appreciates* me :) the only thing waving in anybody's face is the 11 thousand dollar wedding ring that I wear and the one you'll never get it you don't learn TRUST!!