Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were walked in on for the first time....

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By twinklestar03 - 14/03/2016 18:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend and I were walked in on for the first time. It was by a hotel housekeeper, whom giggled whole time while apologizing. She said that we were listed as checked out by the hotel. FML

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