Miscellaneous: Today, my bag completely fell apart at school. This would have...

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By cheapbag - 11/02/2016 03:12 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, my bag completely fell apart at school. This would have been fine if it wasn't the fifth time in a year and a month, and if my mother didn't keep on insisting to buy really cheap bags. FML

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