Today, my 13 year old brother walked in on my boyfriend and I...

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By 0hnonotagain - 21/08/2017 05:40

Today, my 13 year old brother walked in on my boyfriend and I having sex. There was a long moment of awkward eye contact before he muttered "You guys are weird.." and walked out. FML

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