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By Needalife - 04/02/2023 01:07 - United States - Cleveland

Today, like yesterday, I've read so many FMLs that the randoms are repeating and I know that I've voted on at least a few of same ones everyday. And I'll probably do it tomorrow. And the next day. FML

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Friday 10 February 2023 15:13

I know how you feel. I’ve been coming here daily for over a decade now. I believe there is nothing that can surprise me anymore on here, but I still keep coming

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Friday 10 February 2023 15:13

I know how you feel. I’ve been coming here daily for over a decade now. I believe there is nothing that can surprise me anymore on here, but I still keep coming

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