Today, it was my 21st birthday. My parents hyped up a wonderful...

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By Redmonkey - 18/09/2018 08:55

Today, it was my 21st birthday. My parents hyped up a wonderful dinner with my brother, and they drove us 40 minutes away and kept talking about how much fun we were going to have now that I was 21! They took me to Bob Evans. My eggs were cold. FML.

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