Love: Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have...

By eww657 - 16/12/2009 15:43 - United Kingdom

Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By SadOldBag - 23/08/2018 21:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring absence of any gifts from my husband. Happy 40th to me. FML

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By FUCK GOD - 03/02/2013 23:04 - Argentina - Salta

Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By Time To Go - 23/09/2022 01:30

Today, my kid has severe diarrhoea. My husband said he was going out to get medicine. Two long, painful hours later, I find he's out eating and chilling with his friends. FML

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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

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By arse of fire :( - 23/02/2013 00:31 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, I was struck down with horrible diarrhea. With barely any toilet paper left, I texted my husband to buy some more and rush home. He replied, "Sorry babe, getting shitfaced with the lads. Get it? 'Shitfaced'. LOL!" and stopped replying to my desperate pleas. FML

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By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:08

So? He can still play in the mud.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 16 December 2009 20:50

I think the diarrhea addition was a clever ploy to detract our attention away from what they did to their children in order to get that away time. I'm onto you, OP. ಠ_ಠ

Comments

scarsnstars45 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:05

1.) FAKE OR 2.)You planned that shit cause your screwy

gis_mappr 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:06

suck him off like a pro

Erindub 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:11

Take some immodium and STFU! Good god, sorry for going off on you but I'm in a bad mood today and as a 30 year old woman I decided I'd never want to share my time/life with dealing with children so I don't have kids. I say YDI for having kids : )

redshortsx 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:21

that's nasty

chazerboy 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:27

Well thats a turn off. http://ihatejade.com/?id=ts6tejwm4y7xy92z1stbrnfsjdtbvi

mrs_sean_flanery 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:30

don't post links like that, your an ass for postig links to hate sights! for all you know you just caused this girl's suicide because you posted that link. good job jackass

ClaireXX 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 22:32

#34 you're an ass. To make that site is more immature than cheating. You don't deserve a good relationship.

Squander 3

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:30

That is the worst action blockage ever. Especially if it's that nasty kinda diarrhea where it comes back in small waves over hours XD So for anyone who says just wipe real well....she might just have to deal with more than that lol