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By LaLaG2003 - 27/10/2022 07:27

Today, it's one of them days. I was looking for another job that actually pays their employees for their hard-work, and got mad real fast. I normally keep it bottled in but y'all done messed up and let me find this website. I literally googled "a website that you can complain and whine on". So here I am! Get ready. FML

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