Today, it's my favorite grandpa's memorial. I live on a different...

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 07:20

Today, it's my favorite grandpa's memorial. I live on a different continent and couldn't afford the flight ticket since he passed away 8 years ago, I couldn't even visit his grave, and never got to say goodbye. I miss him so much. FML

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