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By FatherStalinHelpMe - 26/02/2016 20:56 - United States - Allentown

Today, in history class my group presented a project on Totalitarian Russia, which is normal except for the fact that we were supposed to present over a week from now, but so many people either were absent or skipped school that we were the only "prepared" group. FML

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