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By immature - 18/09/2014 19:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2017 14:06

Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

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By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By Smart - 16/09/2011 14:42 - United States

Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

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By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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Indoctrination?

By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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sharkgirl4 23

Friday 19 September 2014 7:30

You must have looked like an ass

chinaski7628 32

Friday 19 September 2014 8:20

No-- it would be 'your anus'. Possessive pronouns still exist in space.

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footcheezeez 16

Friday 19 September 2014 22:38

Dammit... I thought the kids name was Uranus... lol

Brandon1337 29

Friday 19 September 2014 23:04

You sound like a cool teacher. Now I gotta know what's the joke

mister_icicle 17

Saturday 20 September 2014 21:01

How is the USS Enterprise like toilet paper? ;-)

MossyMegaMan 20

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:06

My science teacher gets innuendos, swears like a sailor, never forgets our names, gets sarcasm, talks about fights he got into, tells awesome stories, and couldn't care less if we curse or make sexual jokes. He is the most liked teacher in the entire school.

TheDevilWearsJoe 8

Saturday 20 September 2014 23:20

You live. But what was this innuendo?

fortherecord1 5

Sunday 21 September 2014 21:56

Mr. McKay? Lol

gigithepotato 5

Monday 22 September 2014 1:22

I can assure you that you are the coolest teacher I've came across.

bbmj420 0

Monday 29 September 2014 12:47

Are these students even awake?

looms123 9

Monday 12 January 2015 17:20

I once asked a teacher what colour Uranus was. That got me in so much shit.

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