Today, I woke up with no rights to my body, and my prescription... - FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 07:36

Today, I woke up with no rights to my body, and my prescription for birth control has been canceled by my insurance. Thanks SCOTUS. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 3 July 2022 20:15

Technically the Supreme Court undid federal protections for reproductive rights leaving it up to the states to decide. And many states have now limited women's reproductive rights or are actively doing so. As a father I fear for what my daughter will face as she gets older. I support you 100 percent.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 3 July 2022 20:15

Technically the Supreme Court undid federal protections for reproductive rights leaving it up to the states to decide. And many states have now limited women's reproductive rights or are actively doing so. As a father I fear for what my daughter will face as she gets older. I support you 100 percent.

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