Animals: Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing,...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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Wake up, human!

By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2012 01:34 - United States - Springville

Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML

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By soph511 - 30/07/2012 18:05 - France - Hyères

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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Meow!

By patronuscat? - 05/10/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 15:34 - United States - Waterville

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

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By GoddamnCat - 13/07/2023 01:00 - United States - Carson City

Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML

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By catcraze - 20/05/2013 23:23 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML

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Wiringify 22

Wednesday 3 October 2012 22:32

She wanted you to be the first to see it.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 3 October 2012 22:34

Most guys like pussy in their face. This...not so much.

Comments

ShutUpManduh 6

Thursday 4 October 2012 4:59

That's the miracle of life, baby!

ProtectTheVibe 2

Thursday 4 October 2012 5:11

this proves once again cats are assholes

shutterbug_brit 1

Thursday 4 October 2012 5:34

Maybe you should leave breeding to the professionals and stop overflowing the world with cats that inevitably die in shelters..

cat0720 9

Thursday 4 October 2012 6:56

And you don't think this should happen to humans as well?

shark_girl 9

Thursday 4 October 2012 5:39

Umm...ew. Hey, she must love you!

DylansMomma 9

Thursday 4 October 2012 5:52

Your comment : At least.... No, cant think of anything worse than that. Ick!

cat716 2

Thursday 4 October 2012 5:53

Shoulda spayed

starburst7596 14

Thursday 4 October 2012 6:01

That's why you get that shit spayed.

Fisheyedfool7 2

Thursday 4 October 2012 6:03

Thought you were the mid-wife

Sai_Run614 7

Thursday 4 October 2012 6:11

I just started playing Resident Evil 6 and if that shit happened to me I probably would have killed your ******* cat.

Faye2210 9

Thursday 4 October 2012 6:19

This isn't an FML. You have kittens! They're so adorable.

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