Health: Today, I woke up in the middle of the night. Literally, at midnight....

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By medicationnotsogreat - 11/02/2016 05:48 - United States - Middletown

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night. Literally, at midnight. With nausea. Funny thing is, last night I took my new medication. To stop me from being constantly nauseous and waking up at 1am. FML.

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