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By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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Stuck

By Forgetfull - 02/02/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML

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Useless

By markyvilla - 15/04/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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Marooned

By fmljae - 20/01/2011 09:11

Today, I rented a 4x4 to take my wife to a secret secluded beach for our anniversary. I got as close as I could to the spot and parked on the beach. After a few romantic hours we returned to find the car half way up the windows with water. I forgot it was king tide. FML

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Did you smash?

By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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kateindeed 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:30

Was the other person in the car? Because that would make this hilarious.

bbedlock_fml 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:28

Get out and run!

Comments

coolbrony12 3

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:46

That happened to my brother and sister once. Only they were putting groceries in the car.

billh8er86 3

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:04

I like the reddit comic you did about this

ellytoad 13

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:15

Oops.

WildInTheStreets 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:16

I just read a rage comic about this.

KhaeKhae1 3

Friday 20 July 2012 1:09

Thats what I said! Now,when does the Narwhal bacon?

WildInTheStreets 5

Friday 20 July 2012 9:48

At midnight, my friend.

chillyCholo 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 9:12

I thought I was the only one who noticed.. I feel so much better

Pshh_Yeah 4

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:27

This is like the comic on Reddit.

karatekid97 17

Thursday 19 July 2012 20:36

I saw a comic just like that on reddit a few minutes ago!

Lorean 6

Friday 20 July 2012 0:40

Hahaha luckily they diddnt see u get in lol

millergirl75 1

Friday 20 July 2012 2:20

Ive been holding on for ten years thinking my best friend will fall in love with me.we know everything about one another except one thing. I slept with him and got herpes. Now he loves me fml