Work: Today, I went to the bathroom at work. There was a strong shit...

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By HylianBadger - 10/04/2016 03:22 - United States - Nashville

Today, I went to the bathroom at work. There was a strong shit smell left over from the person before me. As I was leaving another person walked inside, then turned and looked at me in disgust. I was innocent. Fml

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