Today I went to hospital. I'm allergic to wheat and have been... - FML

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By Wheaty - 16/01/2017 11:15

Today I went to hospital. I'm allergic to wheat and have been eating it for 6 weeks, sometimes throwing it up and having to eat it again, all for my gastroscopy. Turned up, to be told it had been cancelled and they'd forgot to send me a letter. I've been waiting 6 months for this appointment. Fml

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