Health: Today, I went to get food, I was late so my friend ordered for...

By Hellohaileyexoh - 27/08/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went to get food, I was late so my friend ordered for me. I took a few bites and it was getting hard to breathe. I realized it's a bluebery muffin, I'm deathly allergic. I look to my friend, she was laughing saying she wanted to see if it was true. I just got out of the hospital. FML

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Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML

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By hatemebeforetheyevenhatch - 24/02/2015 00:08 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

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By cakekiller - 29/09/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML

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By Kayla - 06/03/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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Gwyndion 9

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:09

I don't get you said your "friend" did that. Anybody who pulls something like that and almost murders you because he believes you're a liar doesn't deserve to be called a friend.

SelecaoIX 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:40

You should stab her and then tell her that you heard it would kill her and you wanted to see if it was true.

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aback 4

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:24

Your friend is one of those idiots who "don't believe" in allergies. See if she believes in lawsuits, or broken kneecaps, at least.

fatman1970 25

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:32

Well said!

FritoLovesYou 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:27

Your friend is a dumb bitch. You should find out her allergies and kill her with them.

Kenpachi_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:33

Your friend was making sure. I see no harm in that. ^_^

lif3hou5e 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:43

Sorry your friend is a stupid ho. But try to look at what you're about to eat before taking a chunk out of it.

TheTragicReturn 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:51

Holy comma splices! There are three of them in this short FML. FYL.

Twix_a_bell 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:57

ouch! some friend!

Rldiamond90 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:57

I say YDI because blueberry muffins are like...the most recognizable muffin there is.

plexico 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 15:01

With your condition, why would you put anything with blue splotches on it in your mouth? If the blue splotch ain't a killer blueberry, what the **** is it and why are you inserting into yourself?

gman920 4

Thursday 27 August 2009 15:13

I'm allergic to milk and mustard. I know how you feel. I've had cheese, milk, crackers, and many other milk products thrown at me. I've gotten mucho pissed and very close to a hospital visit.

DresdenB17 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 15:32

I can't believe how many people agree with this shit. you, and only you, are responsible for what you do. how the **** do you not check to see if you are allergic o the food your are about to eat? ydi fo sho